GPS
to the rescue
What
else you can do with GPS/AVL (Global Positioning System)...
As I was developing StopLOG, our GPS/AVL fleet management
system, I spent a fair amount of time driving around with the unit
strapped to the dashboard and watching the recorded data on an onboard
laptop.
One night
in January when I was returning to my mountain home southwest of
Denver driving Honda Super Civic (alloy wheels, lowered, racing
stripes, driving lights, wink mirror, etc) at 60 mph just after
dark along a space of open divided highway I saw a car parked alongside
the road on the shoulder. As I came closer to it (we watch carefully
around here for anything moving on the shoulder - you haven't lived
until you almost hit an elk at 60mph) I saw a movement and/or an
interior light come on - just the sort of warning that tells me
some bozo will open their driver's door into traffic just as I go
by.
I was in the right lane, about two or three car lengths back behind
a Dodge van in the left lane - staggered, as motorcyclists are wise
to do. So, I swooped over (if you're going to change lanes, why
be shy about it) into the left lane close behind the van. We both
passed the car on the side of the road, and then I swooped
back into my original lane. Imagine my surprise when, a mile later,
the car that was parked alongside the road turned out to be a Colorado
State Patrol car, and he pulled me over for 'following too closely'.
Although I attempted to explain that I was taking evasive action
and was not habitually 'following too closely ', as a prudent driver,
especially one with 600,000 miles of experience and a perfect driving
record, would do, I got a ticket anyway. The policeman cordially
explained to me that if I would plead guilty (even if I wasn't)
I could mail in the $20 fine and get two points on my driving record.
But, if I actually showed up in court and wasted everyone's time,
it would cost $40 and four points (or something like that). Outraged
at the idea that the police themselves (knowing it would be his
word against mine in court) were offering to help me avoid the justice
system, I said, graciously (!) 'see you in court, &$%#'. Basically
the impression I got from the policeman was that 'I know better
than you' and 'the judge will believe me anyway'.
When I went to court several months later, I was equipped with a
number of strategies:
1) 'following too closely' is a judgment call. Whose judgment is
better, a state patrolman aged 28, with perhaps ten or fifteen minutes
of time at speeds over 100 mph, or a nationally licensed SCCA racer
with seventy races under his belt and probably ten hours of time
not just over 100 mph, but over 100 mph following another car two
cars lengths back, with another car or two only one length away?
And, as a pilot, I have a number of ratings and licenses which say
I can do stuff like this repeatedly and have good and expert judgment.
Finally, I used to road race motorcycles and I don't limp.
2) 'following too closely' describes not an instant in time, but
a protracted act - say, half a mile or so. Seeing someone at the
end of what could be a session like that is not the same as watching
it at the end - you can't deduce from the last few seconds that
someone was doing this persistently and habitually.
3) Given the above, I decided that using the GPS log track of where
I was at an instant in time would be a wonderful way to support
the value of the product, illustrate that what I said was the truth,
and get the product admitted in court as evidence (I used to be
an expert witness about motorcycle accidents when I worked for Honda).
So, I showed up at the appointed date and time with the GPS/AVL
receiver, a folder of map printouts from StopLOG
showing the recorded track for the day in question, all the literature
on the GPS/AVL receiver, my racing records, my pilot records, my
top secret clearance from the Air Force and an Honorable Discharge,
pictures of the Honda (and previous Honda racecars, and the Jag,
just in case anyone cared) , a pocket protector containing several
mechanical pencils, two pens, and a small combination flat blade
and #0 Phillips screwdriver with which I can disassemble any PC,
and a money clip with a nail file and a small penknife ( to cut
out interesting articles). I vaguely thought of Arlo Guthrie and
'Alice's Restaurant', and hummed a few bars.
First thing - the metal detectors at the door to the courtroom took
away the money clip (in case I went berserk and tried to stab an
assistant DA with the nail file), the screwdriver (in case I might
try to take apart the courtroom while I was waiting), and the GPS/AVL
receiver (in case it might be a bomb - anything electronic is frightening
to security guards - but that's another story). I got in with all
my papers, however.
Now, in order not to waste anyone's time (!), the assistant DAs
look at the tickets and hold a short little conference with each
perpetrator to see if they can just plea bargain it out and save
the judge some work in case his tee time is early. So I sat down
and the DA says 'so, what happened' and I tell her and she says
'GPS/AVL? I've never seen that - show me the maps' and I show her
the maps and the drawings, my racing records and how much judgment
I have and I'm mad as hell and the color pictures with the circles
and arrows and the fifteen pounds of garbage (oops. sorry, that
was Alice's Restaurant) and she says 'Well, that's just about what
the officer's report says, that you said you were taking evasive
action, and so, while I don't generally do this, I'm going to dismiss
this case'.
Well.
'You mean I don't get to show this cool GPS/AVL log and the annotated
maps which show I didn't do it, and show the pictures of my race
car, and talk about how us race drivers are better trained than
any old wet behind the ears State Patrolman, and all that, and establish
a precedent? Can't I go to court if I want?'
The Assistant DA in all her many months of legal experience had,
evidently, never had a client who actually wanted to go to court
and said 'Most people will do anything to get out
of going before the judge for a traffic violation - is that what
you want?'. I said tentatively 'So, how quickly
will this happen?' thinking to myself that, notwithstanding how
cool it would be to get my device admitted as evidence, this could
in fact drag out so long to where GPS/AVL was no longer the current
technology and nobody would GET IT (yes, the courts are that slow).
Well, it turned out that this process might take at least another
visit or three, put off several months, so I said humbly 'Well,
gee, that really is a lot of work, so I guess we'll call it even,
if you want to' and picked up my pictures and went to claim my screwdriver.
But, there's no question in my mind that, threatened with the prospect
of actual evidence contradicting the Policeman's word, they (the
DA) didn't want to risk setting the precedent this would create.
Of course,
if you WERE speeding the device would show that too, so it's impartial
(unless you're a programmer) - but it's comforting to know that
if you were doing what you were supposed to (even speeding, but
68mph instead of 72mph) you can document that your position is correct.
So, the long and the short of it is, it's better to spend your time
changing plugs is a V12 than whining to the judge that you really
didn't do what the State Trooper said you did - and it turns out
that when your teenager borrows the car you can play back the entire
route on your computer and ask 'So why were you parked at the end
of this dead-end road for two hours and then went to 3712 E Mulberry
Lane?' Knowledge is power !.
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